What if Peter Pan was just an asshole, and had kids jump out of windows, making Neverland a coma dream?
Peter Pan originally was an angel of death that held kid’s hands when on their way to heaven (Neverland). That’s why they never grew up. All those kids were dead.
when you’re a racist, sexist, homophobic straight white boy and everyone calls you out on it
what do u mean “4 minute shower” it takes me 4 minutes to get the water to the right temperature smh
A wave viewed from underwater
my mom spent $9,360 on my private tumbling lessons in one year lmao
tumbling like gymnastics i did not get blogging lessons
Well you need them
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A movie theatre you can cuddle in
or if you’re me and forever alone, a movie theatre where i can spread out and have a couch to myself and my food.
I mean, I’ll take either option
Justgirlythings are really running low on ideas these days.
movies with cool concepts but poor execution in writing
aka the purge
Me as a parent
"This is why dad left"
my kind of glory hole
Highlights include: he doesn’t consider his recent “coming out” to be a “coming out” only because he was always open to admitting that side of himself if anyone would have asked, but no one asked.
Also? He lost his virginity at 13. Huh.
And he first tried to make out with a girl at the age of… six. Yup. The boy was precocious.