Important, always-relevant comic done by the wonderful Ursa Eyer.
everyone has seen this picture at least once in their internet life
let’s not forget about this gem
If the multiverse theory is true, then there’s a universe where it isn’t.
Multiverse theory doesn’t cover paradoxical situations
Except in the universe where it does
i’m having an aneurysm
Anna Kendrick’s reaction to the leaked celebrity photos. [@annakendrick47]
PUMPKIN SPICED EVERYTHING IM SO READY
Why would you intentionally eat olives like what in the fuck? are you okay? is someone forcing you to do this? You need me to call the police let me know so we can help you
what’s the difference between a lawyer and a mango? lots of things! i love to make jokes
"Do you think anyone will notice they’re just cardboard cutouts?"
"Look, we’ve already stretched the budget to £10.50, they’ll just have to deal with it."