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GET IN MEEEEEEEEEEEE
CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHERE THIS IS FROM
this is still SO FUNNY
When I die spread my ashes at Comic Con because that’s probably the only way I’ll ever get there.
i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.
as a casino employee I can confirm this would be terrifying as fuck
We all have that one person who helps keep us grounded.
where the fuck is the bartender