This was always my favorite part of WLIIA, when they just kept running with the same joke.
how do boys look good without makeup
Because society hasn’t told boys they look bad without it
Oh, so those snake things sold around the 4th of July are calcium tablets.
i dont understand giveaways
like who the fuck just has an extra macbook
yes i support gay rights yes i would care if you died no i’m not going to reblog that post
at thanskgiving my uncle was giving a speech about how homosexuality was wrong because of the bible and under the table i was reading about one of god’s angels choking on a guy’s dick what a time to be alive
when i was little i used to hate showers but then as i got older i realized how much responsibility i could ignore by taking a shower so now i love showers
this is my favorite video of the year so far
if anyone ever asks me what tumblr is i’m gonna show them this video and just walk away
“dis is my lizard”
this is legitimately the funniest thing you will ever see
This is what happens when you get high and do an interview
my mom sent me a text asking if I met anyone cute to date at school yet this year and I replied to her just with this video